DUD MLB Preview: New York Mets
by Tommy Gimler The New York Mets are going to be so bad in 2012 that I’m doing their preview from a strip club called Cheetahs in Los Angeles. No bull shit. I’m doing a comedy show with strippers in...
View Article15 Bold Predictions For The 2012 MLB Season
By Dave Iacch “The Voice of No Reason” 1) The Detroit Tigers will finish third in the AL Central & Brennan Boesch will have more home runs than Miguel Cabrera. 2) Brian Wilson will start the...
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Chicken Shit Baseball
by Tommy Gimler If Nationals’ GM Mike Rizzo thought Cole Hamels beaning Bryce Harper was the most chicken shit act he had ever seen, then what happened to Brewers’ outfielder Ryan Braun last night is...
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Seventeen To Just One
by Tommy Gimler You know that there was at least one dipshit Cubs fan who left Wrigley Field last night talking about how much he liked the Cubs’ chances this year now that Anthony Rizzo was up with...
View ArticleThese NL Teams Are Pig Shit And They Don’t Deserve Their Own Preview
by Tommy Gimler As we began to compile our preview of the 2013 Arizona Diamondbacks, we suddenly had an epiphany. If Arizona Diamondbacks fans don’t care about the Arizona Diamondbacks, then why would...
View ArticleOne Ballplayer And One Turd Who Shouldn’t Be Leading Their Positions In...
by Teddy Westside Normally I talk hockey, but I certainly know about other sports as well, you hookers. And here is a short, short like your cock list of 2 people that shouldn’t be allowed to sniff my...
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